PARTY

Beat Dat Ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People there is a difference between abuse and a good ol' spanking. My mom and dad had a thing they called "work out"....o.k. I know I'm fat, no not that work out. My parents said where ever you act out is where you get "worked out", and they meant it. The first thing my parents grabbed, that is what when upside yo head. I hated it but it made me a better person (when I turned like 28 lol). One thing you better be sure of.. Mary and Harry still dont play.

But anyway what made me go on this rant was, I read this article on a kid who quit school to play video games..What....Time for "Work Out". Yes this lil Mo Fo stopped going to school to play guitar hero.

I blame it on the 1-800-anti-buttwhoopin hotlines.




I wish my son told me he wasn't going to school so he can play games.
Hahahahahahaha,that's a joke.When he wakes up from being knocked on the floor I wanna see him say it again.

A lil beating ain't hurt no body.It only will make them better in life,so what if the can't play Madden '09 on All Madden. But at least they can read the players guide to learn how to get there.lol

BEAT'EM
Peace
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COME PAAAAAAAAAARTY WITH 2EW GUNN

Its Been A Long Time......But I'm Back!!!

I know it's been a lil bit since my last post (shout out to my dog Kim "really tho" Kay for getting me back to it), but lets not focus on the past lets just keep it moving.
To recap in no order since the last time I posted:

Bernie Mac passed.

So did Isaac Hayes.

Brett Farve came back to football.

G-Unit album flopped.

Lil dumb asses......I mean Wayne's didn't.

I wished for days that Lil Lames ......I mean Wayne's album did flop.

Affion Crockett made me laugh hella hard.

And he did it again.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan a whole lot of stuff happened...I'm tired, I just tell yall new stuff..........

Stay Tuned.

GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE ? YEAH RIGHT!!

I was just checking out my homie Zilla Rocca's Blog after talking with him on the phone sharing our views on Lil Chessy. I know he sold alot of units and blah blah blah,but so did William Hung.
But roll on over to Zilla's Blog and check out the new Wayne writing machine. Enjoy you day and kiss your boyfriend...I mean your lover.....I mean your "DADDY"

Say No To Drinking and Driving !

I'm one person who does not drink and drive anymore. In 1999 I was out with some friends and got very wasted.Being that we were in North Philly and I am a South Philly Boy I had to get home.So I jumped in my 1988 Ford Taurus station wagon and away I went cruising down 15th st drunk off a gallon of Wild Irish Rose and 5 Wacky Tobacco Sticks. The only thing that keep ya Fat friend alive and not arrested was GOD. I think if I was stopped by the law that night I would have been like Mr Turner.LOL .Or even worst, I could have been a sardine. People please be safe and don't drink and drive.
How *NOT* to Get Out of a DUI

Let's Vent With Fiddy

Yo I was sitting in my living room a lil sick and mad bored. I thought to myself saying ,"self what can you do to not be bored" , when it came to me "yo self you like Fiddy Change , so youtube some Fiddy s@%t". And as always Fiddy never let me down. This is a clip I found of him trippin.lol. This dude is mad crazy.
Enjoy

When Good Hair Goes Bad

Hello All.
I have been with my wife for over ten years.And she has had a lot of different hair styles as well as different hair colors.Over the years I have not had a problem with her hair because my wife knows how I like to see her(side note: she be looking good for her man.lol)




The short and sweet

or



The world of curl.

No Problems still.....


But today we were looking at hair style(no homo.lol) when all of a sudden a few girls hair started looking like science projects.



The Peacock

and



The bird nest





and

The two scoops



and the

DAMN

Ladies can yall keep it simple for us brothers please.
Because if I see you with the DAMN

....I'm clownin you.
Peace
BIG O